lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
Mummy's boy
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Top comments
zarden 0
is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!
rockefoe 6
wow major mama's boy.
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rockefoe 6
wow major mama's boy.
pwincessa23 1
yes he is. I am currently dating a mamas boy & um sick of it. to top it off, we live with his mom. she has issues, even her daughters & husband say so. she's ALWAYS in our business. it's so annoying. I cannot wait to get out of Here. I'm sick of it. I'm leaving very very soon. Op, it might never get better. if you want things to work, get as far away as possible from the mom. My best advice would be to leave him & find yourself a real MAN!
afdude87 6
yay story time.
PuppiesFTW 5
@pwincess23 you sound like my borther's girlfriend. you lived with us but our mom made you crazy. my sisters and father knows my mom is crazy. And my brother is a momma's boy. Is your name rachel?
lboomlhs 2
dude, this can probably happen to a lot of people. she probably isn't rachel so stop da creepingz!
PuppiesFTW 5
I was just saying, gosh.
MyPencils 5
agree!
Monst3r21 0
I think it's time for a 3 sum....
WOW_BS 0
Hell yeah!
sammy92 0
win!
guy87 0
his mother gross
lmaodudefml 0
very true
whoa_is_failz 6
blech
whoa_is_failz 6
you think she should have a 3way with him and his mom? do you have unresolved issues with your mom? were you molested by her as a child?
zarden 0
is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!
chasin_butterfli 0
This. Run like hell and don't look back! You have no future with a guy who can't get off the tit. His name isn't Matthew is it?
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Husband?! Get the hell out of that relationship!
mask724 7
get some addidas and run don't walk RUN!!
Acousticpixie14 6
Dump. Him. You don't wanna get stuck in the middle of that.
afdude87 6
yeah that's no bag of drama anyone wants to open
dezinspaaace 0
#3 indeed. in my opinion, i think your boyfriend has some issues. umbilical cord needs to be cut!
schwancy 2
Good luck with that one. He sounds like a winner.
croso88 5
I agree with 1,2,3,4,5,6&7 get out now!!!!
croso88 5
I take that back I don't agree with #2
sourgirl101 29
Thanks for clearing that up. For a moment I thought you were a little too open to ideas.(:
bigantennaemay 3
aw, 2 is the best one!!!!! ....that's what she said!
nikkibeez 0
oh gosh, run now!
Carrallina 0
Oops! What an ..... would take his mother to the date ? Leave him, this guy has serious troubles.