Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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sgtrobswifey 0
Time to bring out the hedge trimmer. That chicken may help too.. ohhh and some cool whip!
mismonroe 0
Suck it up.
mrgud 3
YDI you filthy hairy animal :)
websmith 0
so... you got out of the shower to post to FML? Priorities!
sevvart 0
Kinda sad that you only groom yourself for special occasions. And two years isn't even that long to start letting yourself go already. :/
ozzy441 0
you say that like not shaving is letting yourself go... don't shave, you look about 5. any Guy that wants you in bed when you look like a five year old obviously has illegal and immoral fantasies.
cheeeeeesepuff 1
how does shaving make you look 5? you can actually tell there was hair there after a woman has shaved. it's not like the hair is removed from the roots. and you're aware vaginas do change in appearance slightly at puberty right? there's more to looking like a 5 year old than being hairless. compare a shaved, naked 20-something year old to a naked 5 year old and you will probably be able to tell which is which. to top it off, it's courtesy. if my girlfriend was going to be going down on me, you're damn right i'd shave my bikini area. nobody wants a mouthful of pubic hair.
MuffyStJacques 0
Who has a bush anymore? It's 2011, come on women!
Sprocket 5
Not every woman exists to imitate your favorite **** star. P:
monnanon 14
Who complains about other peoples pubic hair anymore, its 2011 people.
ytjcantsitstill 0
your name starts with muffy ahahajaha
MuffyStJacques 0
Speaking as a woman, I find shaved to be preferred. Today, I don't know of many who leave their jungle untamed.
Autoshot 9
But your name is Muffy...
justanotherbird 19
Just because you prefer your **** a certain way doesn't mean that everyone else does. I know several people who don't like shaving theirs because of razor burn or whatever. Personally, I give myself a Brazilian wax every few weeks because I don't like hair anywhere in general, but that doesn't mean I'll say anything against someone who wants to have hair. Especially since a lot of guys refuse to even groom themselves down there, they really can't say too much unless they do. For the OP....there are so many things you could have done if you really wanted to shave the rest off. I want to put YDI it for giving up so easily and then complaining about it.
heyyyaubrey 9
but hes right.
Sprocket 5
Should have just gone natural. It is a lot harder to have impromptu "fun tiem" is you feel like a porcupine of stubble. ew.
zowieandzander77 1
A) you won't get hypothermia in the 5 minutes it would take to take care of business ( especially if you stand out of the direct stream of water) B) if you are such a whimp boil some water, put it in a bowl and sit in the tub C) if you are dumb enough to think you would get hypothermia from a cold shower then I'm guessing I need to tell you to add cold water to the boiling water mentioned above so you don't burn yourself.
wisericky 12
but then op will get burned and freeze to death...
23rdnightmare 0
I've takin freezing showers before and I've never gotten hypothermia
Needzalife8D 0
you're not going to get hypothermia. shut up and get back in the kitchen.