Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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Comments (297)
resplendencerino_fml 3
your bf is an idiot. and there are so many trolls commenting on this!
serenity40 6
why did you let your hair down there get that long? that's just nasty.
Miss_Random 0
Well damn, how hairy do you get? I don't think hypothermia would set in that quickly!
richboii 0
But everyone once she shaves where will the crabs live!
darkmis1 18
Do what I do and just always shave it all off.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get some duct tape and rip that fur off, just like they did in Spongebob.
Brennanrulez 0
really? hypothermia? you could take that shower outside in russia, you still wouldn't get hypothermia. you need to be wet and FREEZING. not just cold. seriously, my house by the time i have a shower theres five minutes of hot water left. know how long i shower? half an hour. dont be a wuss.
FarSide 23
Bullshit. You are saying cold temperature cannot kill you? It has nothing to do with wet or dry... hypo/hyper thermia has EVERYTHING to do with temperature and time. Stick to something you know. You won't sound like a teen who has no credibility.
Brennanrulez 0
also, it IS possible to shave without being IN the shower, just use shaving cream and rinse the razor in the cold water. jesus christ, im a guy and i know that, how the hell can you not?
xxsarahfxx 6
yuck.
dellama10 0
Like everyone else has said, ydi for being such a moron- a cold shower will NOT give you hypothermia. And if you let it grow out long enough to be a full on 'fro' I can't blame your bf for wanting you to finish the job when you actually shave.
Griggy 0
that just means he cares more about your health than the state of your ******.