Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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brianjman14 23
You won't get hypothermia from spending a few minutes in a cold shower. Suck it up. Or just wait about 15 minutes for the hot water to come back. Either way, YDI for being an idiot.
niesenator 0
People probably tell you you're an idiot a lot I presume. why are you shaving with the water running anyway? it's called shower then fill the tub with a little water and shave. it's just like your legs. shaving with the shower running is a waste.
Sleeper1288 0
There's no way that's going to give you hypothermia. I imagine you've had a very easy life to really consider that such a horrible circumstance.
Octwo 16
Your boyfriend must enjoy throwing his hotdog down a hallway cause you're one giant pussy.
NA053193 0
I'm a girl and I agree 100% w/ ur bf..no 1 wants to dive into the bush
phiend99 4
Go electric if you can. Or just trim with Scissors at least! Use some common sense. You and your BF sound like you don't have two brain cells to rub together between the two of you! YDI.
heathersmorin 0
That's what I do. Trim with the scissors first, (that's if it's bad) then shave the rest. It saves soo much time while your in the shower. I also bought a beard trimmer, works wonders!! I use it for my legs without the guard on it. Best thing I ever invested my money into!
Sheilatakeabow 0
Suck it up. Boil the kettle and fill the bath with water if you have to, I have had to do that loads of times.
pompousjackass 10
Doesn't shaving your ****** make you really itchy?
we_are_lasers 0
"aww, that's naaasty." *Cleveland voice* But in all seriousness, cold bath water probably won't give you hypothermia. YDI
beegotscakes 1
it's hyperthermia, not hypothermia.
spazmattic 0
etymological fail
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Hyperthermia = overheating. Hypothermia = freezing.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Actually hypo means low and hyper means high. In the case of temperatures hypo means cold and hyper means hot.
FarSide 23
Thank God there are a few, so very few, educated people on here.