Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
kaitlyn15bp 5
exactly.
chronic79 0
my point exactly. people like exaggerating on here a lot.
bubbabaked 0
ya baby **** him tonight in and out **** him hard ****
AKALurch 0
wait ten minutes for the hot water to come back
david_rngl 0
why did you let grow into a fro??? shave woman, damn. smh
ieatcats 0
u look like u gotta puss mountain on ur face clear ur face man clean ur face!!!
TheNewGuy03 29
you have a damn AFRO down there? good jesus. by the way, there are several ways you can go about this -- and none of them involve hypothermia. |the kid|
nerdchic 5
cute pic
xSnow 0
Maybe you should take shorter showers.
wisericky 12
cold water never killed no one, no where.
InASortOfRunicRh 0
Tell that to the people on the titanic...
ieatcats 0
lmao ^epic win
perradize 0
^Win
TheVertigoCame 0
If it never killed no one, them didn't it kill someone?
iluvmemicookies 0
Win.
MelissaMae 0
really? you fail at English
LunarMage 2
Sure it does. Lots of people, everywhere.
sweetandsexy 0
he's so thoughtful! lucky u!
smhansen92 0
you already got outta the shower if you're posting about this on FML. No guy wants a massive bush to play with and you won't get hypothermia. finish the job you started
lmaoatall 6
keep it half, and when your boyfriend is down there, just tell him to stay at the edge of the forest, to many hikers have gone in and gotten themselves lost
lanabanana81 0
^ win!!!!
perradize 0
lmao ^win