Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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Comments (297)
Eorlas 31
hypothermia.
starquality 7
how does she deserve it? that's horrible! FYL
xgetxbentx 13
for being stupid enough to think she can get hypothermia from a cold shower.
spike621092 0
man alive why do people take things so literal! lighten up people its a bit of fun and lets be honest who the feck wants to have freezing cold water battering their bits!
awardZu 0
You aren't going to get hypothermia from bath water. Shut your drama queen mouth and finish shaving. If you get too cold, have your boyfriend warm you up. YDI.
fagtastic_iva 5
oh that's the worst! but you'll be fine
SpilltMilk2 0
How would you get hypothermia with that forest on your crotch. At least your ovaries will be warm.
jennxo 0
1. Take shorter showers. You won't get cold water that way. 2. You could've finished your shower with the cold water. Warm up when you get out!
trucalling_fml 0
some people put the the dumbest shit on here........this being one of them.
The_Rusty_Mango 0
Your not going to get hypothermia.
PrincessSarah24 0
You shoulda just waxed the res tdumbo.....