Fatlady43
United States
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Yarra, Australia
Cake is everything
Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML
Chrissy
Canada
Kids say the darndest things
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Anonymous
Make it make sense
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
jace17
United States
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML
McChunky =(
United States
Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML
FeelingFatastic
United States
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
lilsis
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Snide
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Angryparent
United States
Unusual cruelty
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
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null_fml 11
The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
All you people are seriously pathetic. Honestly. I'm fat. I'm not obese, but i'm 20 kilos heavier than I'd like to be. Why? Because I eat too much. My bones aren't too big. I don't have some disease. My legs aren't broken, i could exersize if I wanted too. Why don't I lose the weight? I try, of course. I don't want to be fat. Perhaps I lack determination. But let me get to my point. I don't ask for sympathy for being fat. I just ask not to have it yelled at me across the street from strangers. I mean I don't get on the scales, look at the number and expect a hug, but just because I'm fat does that mean I should be insulted on how I look by people I don't even know? The OP was merely saying she was upset that her neice hurt her feelings. The FML doesn't read; "Today, I ate a cake. I'm fat. FML." so stop acting like she clubs baby seals with orphans.
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lickmyjock 0
Um, no offense, but aren't they?
Emrysa 1
Yep, just like thin people are always sticking their finger down their throat.
null_fml 11
The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.
whataloadofbull 0
This.
PDNFML 0
that hurts.. alot.. certainly not enough to go suicidle but still
kasumirock 13
I bet you're fat and that's why you're trying to say a naive, little kid is stupid.
xMrAndyTranx 4
Are you feeling sad now... Do you need a scoop of ice cream... Maybe the whole tub?
i_live_to_win 0
omg ur such a dick!!!
fuckercakes 21
asshole.
perdix 31
People get really insulted when fat people turn down food. Normal people might have discriminating taste or are being careful about what they eat, so a food rejection from them is no big deal. Fatties got that way by eating massive quantities of everything in sight, so when they finally say "no," it really says the food is total crap.
Kukironosuke 16
not always, im fat and i am very picky about a lot of foods most people would find delicious, i dont eat cake, or steak, or pasta, or anything like that, and i do pass up food quite a lot, the food i do eat is mostly junk food + pizza and that + laziness = fat, not all fat people eat large ammounts of everything
Boddmon 0
Aw did you just call fat people abnormal? That's not very nice at all.
LolPieRofl 11
Some people have diseases that make them fat
Cruth 2
haha nice said @4
Americunt 0
Your niece is retarded, because maybe the whole reason you rejected is to NOT be fat anymore. Anyways, here's a song that my best friend wrote: How come you're always such a fussy young girl Don't want no Captain crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Person1233 13
Weird Al is my friend too :D
Crasken 0
And mine too :o omg what was the need for stealing lyrics from weird al?
beccaxoxo88 0
hahahaha wtf. U kidding me...Kids starving in Japan? Clearly the "poet doesnt" know what he/she's talking bout. Japan is one of the wealthiest countries.Out of all the countries he couldve chosen from, he chooses the weatlthiest asian country.
thighsofglory 0
Because it rhymes.
alexFYL 11
It's common practice for female teens in Japan to starve themselves, however. :P And it's "normal"/"a diet".
Americunt 0
Idiot he wrote this back in the 90s after MJ came out with beat it.
kriziababy 9
ur friends with weird al?
lokeshfro 0
Hahahahhaha
ceceisgay 0
ydi for being fat.
beccaxoxo88 0
haha..second. Don't be surprised if some overweight people start clawing down at you cuz you said that. Some fatties got feisty over the exact same thing I wrote.lol.
rachexl 0
#30 ydi for being asian
CyclonePsycho 1
Want to know how to figure out if a person is an asshole in real life? Just watch what they post anonymously on FMLs relating to weight! Seriously, are you all so shallow that the thought of a fat person living without ridicule is disgusting? Take it down a notch or five, guys.
WretchedOnyx 29
Asshole.
bigdickprick 0
He DOES NOT love you like a fat kid loves cake.
powersmoke 0
Let me guess - one of your new year's resolution was to lose weight?