Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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picturetaker 0
and FYI I started taking birth control at 15 to regulate my period, not because I was having sex. it doesn't make her a ****.
FerrariCake 2
Fascinating. Thanks for sharing that part of your life with us.
moonlight_daze 8
Yo, FerrariCake! I couldn't figure out how to spank my monkey until I was seventeen! What do you think of that?
Lichinamo 33
Thank you for the wonderful images, sir. I would LOVE to see you 'spank your monkey',m but since I cannot, I will simply read your comments about it. //Sarcasm
railfan_fml 0
those goddamn parents that think they can smash your laptop they deserve a good smashing with that same hammer
floopowderpowder 0
FYL poor you :S hmmm I think she would have known that her sister was taking them to regulate her period. Most likely it was for birth control..... plus her parents confirmed it..... its normal to want to snitch on your younger sibling...they get away with alot more stuff then you did since you were the first child.
Glam_fml 0
I was 14 when I lost my virginity - I don't regret it one bit and I am still with the same guy. Yes, I realize this isn't the norm, nor do I promote having sex at a young age, but not everyone who does is a **** or a *****. In my case, I don't think having sex with one person makes me a *****. Last time I checked in order to be considered a ****, you had to have multiple partners. All I'm saying is don't judge others. And don't try to force your views down their throats. It never works.
YDIBITCHES 0
Shutup stupid ***** ugly bitch piece of shit god damn anal ****** SLUTSLUTSLUT PROSTITUTE
FerrariCake 2
Let me help you out with the whole "you're such a ****" issue, because if you're having sex at 14 you will need to know this. 1. Girls call each other ***** because they are jealous of each other and insecure. Being called a **** by a girls is derogatory (that means it is not nice). They will hate you because guys like you. Most guys. 2. Ultra-conservative and religious guys will call you ***** because... well, they will tell you it is because you are a sinner and going to hell and blah blah blah. But it is really because they are all repressed homosexuals. So they are very much like girls in their personalities. Being called a **** by one of these "guys" is also derogatory, but who the **** cares? As soon as they leave the closet they'll be happier and won't bother with you. 3. Regular guys might refer to you as a "****" only to communicate with other guys, the way they might label your other attributes (tall, athletic, smart, etc). This is just a guys' way of saying that you aren't afraid to have sex. This is a good thing to guys. Normal guys like "*****" because they like to have sex with girls who are willing to have sex. I hope this brief tutorial helps. In summary: "****" from another girl or from a repressed homosexual man is an insult; "****" from a normal guy is ok, and means he really likes you and would like to get to know you better.
sarafina_fml 0
okay, you are seriously a douche! you cant be serious with that '****' speech?? there is a reason that its an insult! seriously, i dont mean to sound rude or anything but you must get called one a lot to have a justification for the meaning and putting everyone down in the process. LMAO i cant get over your stupidity! and OP you totally deserve it for a) snooping throu your sisters room, b) running to your parents and c) making your sister look bad over the internet when she could be taking it for a reason that you are unaware of :)
moogleluvr 1
Younger kid usually has it easier, since the parents feel more confident in their ability to raise a kid.
ScaredyCat 2
You know, I hope you know that more than likely they already knew she was on the pill, because the doctor has to prescribe and the parents MUST know. She's not of age therefore doctor patient confidentiality doesn't exclude parents. Also, just because she's on the pill doesn't mean she's having sex, it could be for hormonal balance. Thirdly, why the HELL were you going through your sister's room and belongings. What's wrong with you?
valeria_07 0
Actually, this Summer when I went for my physical my doctor informed that (in CA) at the age of 13+ any girl can make an appointment to get sex information or be prescribed birth control. Parents are not informed what so ever if the patient does not wish so. And all you people saying he's a tattle tale, first of all, what are you, 5? And second of all it's not like he found mom's broken vase, he found birth control which most of the time means what... sex! Good job for telling your parents (even if they're hypocrites). He's looking out for his LITTLE sister. Geez. And 15 is too young. If you're 15 and not a virgin, you've already lost so much.
waterynuggets 0
R U mad cuz u can't get none boo boo
timtam24 0
#136, glad you're not my sister, you sound ******* annoying. BTW, he wasn't looking out for his sister he was trying to get her in trouble. Stop being stupid.
Lichinamo 33
@136 I couldn't agree more. @140 You sound lovely :/ @168 Actually, he COULD have been looking out for his little sister. If, say, my brother found out I was on the pill(which I am not), he would immediately tell my parents because he'd be worried why I would be on the pill.
syed121417 22
It's actually very possible maybe he was in her room to get something else or maybe she asked him to get something from her room and he accidentally found it. He could really care for her, I mean after all he is her brother. That sounds like something my sister would do.
gann1 0
YDI for ratting her out.
greeneye_fml 12
Hey, all morons on the site being judgemental, if she weren't having sex they wouldn't have said "sex is a beautiful thing." If someone smashed my laptop I'd have some major resentment too. Get your revenge on them, put them in a low-standard old folks home.
theshinepolice 0
maybe he was going into the room to borrow something like a pen, or she asked him to get something near her pills? there can be an explanation for everything, though he might have just been nosy or maybe she was an asshole to him about something so he wanted revenge. i'm not sure if i would tell the parents first thing though, i only would if she reacted in a concerning way like "im a prostitute" or "i'm with 3 guys right now" or something. but yeah if he did it just to get his parents angry at her, YDI but her parents are being hypocrites, so FYL as well.
BobbyHutchinson 0
Porbably cos she isnt a whiney tattle tale bitch who feels hard done by over nothing