Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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ZiggyMorrison 0
I'm gonna assume your not a bitch and you wanted to get back at your sister for something she did in which case good for you also I would either force your parents to buy you a new laptop right away or go and smash there computer
ZiggyMorrison 0
HHAINES Jacking off at 15 isnt normal? when did that happen, and how is it weird I'm gonna guess your not a dude
AngelRaven89 0
I's suprised my ass didn't litterally fall off I was laughing so hard. Thanks OP, but that really sucks for you. Youngest always get away with everything don't they... :(
Energy_Drink 0
Well,that sucks for you,but it was a dick move trying to rat out your sister.
explodingpupppet 0
Birth control isnt just for sex, they re also for irregularities. And YDI all of this just for saying "pleasuring myself" and ratting out your sister.
graveworm 0
parents are *****. end of story,
rofl_DangerAaron 0
yeah, dumbass, just because she's using birth control doesn't mean she's having sex. i'm a virgin and have been on birth control for a good 7-8 months to regulate my periods and so i don't have as bad cramps aaaannnd that it's not as long... did you fall asleep during health class or something?
syed121417 22
Yes, it is known birth control can regulate periods, help cramps and have other various benefits, but obviously taking it to not get pregnant is an option, so I don't get why people are so quick to rule it out. And put yourself in OPs situation. If I found birth control pills in my sisters room and I would do what he did and she would do the same. Just because he told the parents doesn't mean he wanted to see her get in trouble, he might've just been really concerned.
belladonnafleur 0
You ASSHOLE. YDI for ratting on your sister, what kind of brother does that?! Tattling is much worse than her having sex, you are such a ******* douche.
offmycloud 0
You totally deserve it. Why would your rat out your sister?
xjesse_chaosx 0
Well tattling is never the solution. And you were masturbating some people are more uncomfortable with that than actual sex. Birth control is used for other reasons not just sex genius.