Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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plexico 4
YDI for being first-born! You couldn't wait and let one of the other kids come out first, could you? Parents are neurotic and insanely overprotective of their first-borns, but then relax with the subsequent kids. It's not hypocrisy, really, it's just that they learned how to be parents with you. Your sister is benefitting from the mistakes your parents made with you. I'll bet the slutty, little ***** isn't even grateful.
leenheartlovex3 0
Your parentss suckk balls man.
Lichinamo 33
Care to explain why you added the unnecissary extra letters in your words? I never understood why children use terrible grammar on the Internet. One of my friends claimed while I was correcting her that it's the Internet and nobody cares. Obviously, we Grammar Nazis care very much. -Proud Grammar Nazi And feel free to bombard me with comments and messages about how Nazis were terrible people, and nobody should be a Grammar Nazi because Nazis caused horror around the globe, because I will then proceed to point out that we are only called Grammar Nazis because Nazis were passionate about what they were doing. I am fully aware of the havoc recked by Nazis, as I am a Catholic myself, and belief the death of Adolf Hitler was a good thing.
noonecaresurfat 0
uh we're not ignorant for thinking BIRTH CONTROL pills are for not getting pregnant if they were designed for something else they should be called period pills or some shit
teiso_fml 0
Anyway, I just realised you were a guy so you might not be the best person to talk to your sister, yourself. But my point still stands, were you genuinely concered about her behaviour or did you just want to see her get into trouble? If the former, why do you think your parents freaking out and calling her filthy would help?
Rozalyn245_fml 0
Something like that happened to me. when my sister turned 16 my mom gave her birth control and when i turned 16 and asked when i could start using it she grounded me and started yelling saying i was underaged and was supposed to wait for marrige.
movies12 0
Why were u in your sister room?. Hell if my older sister or younger brother walked into my room, they would NOT be alive.....ok that's not true, but i would STILL get pissed. Also it doesn't mean u are having sex. It's just to be safe. I'm not sure if ydi or fyl......cause getting ur laptop smashed must suck.
jennadol95 0
ouch.
silly_kate 0
YDI for going your sister's room! have some ******* respect!! also, she could be taking the pill to control acne or something!
Lichinamo 33
Maybe the two are very close. Maybe the sister borrowed something and never gave it back, so they wanted it. And wouldn't the parents say clearly that she was using it for something else?
syed121417 22
Well you people have to realize yea Birth control can regulate periods and help acne, but there are tons and tons of other products that do just that. I take pills to help with cramps because they are terrible, but they're not brith control pills. That being said, he's not ignorant or stupid to thinks he was using them to not get pregnant because, well, that still is their primary purpose.
myfriendjill 0
I lost my virginity when I was fifteen. It really isn't a big deal. Just stfu and get over it. At least you know she's using birth control.
strangersdk 0
Nice job, 82 you *****. 15 is way too young. I don't think waiting til marriage is a good idea, but 15 is just a ******* **** who gets no respect and deserves to be used and cast aside for not respecting herself. To the OP: stick up for yourself and tell your parents how hypocritical they are and do something about it. Too many parents are shitty and don't get told.
freddyyy 0
I actually don't think 15 is too young. Just because she lost her virginity at 15 doesn't make her a ****, nor does it signify a lack of self respect. It's all about circumstances.
YDIBITCHES 0
Yeah it makes her desperate and have no self control
themaintroll 0
YDI for being a tattle tale bitch
teiso_fml 0
FYL because of how your parents reacted when they caught you, but YDI, only because if your parents reacted so strongly to you, why would you make your sister go through that? You should have just talked to your sister yourself if you were concerned about her being sexually active at a young age, since your parent's reaction (how they reacted to you) would not have helped, and if you're not concerned about your sister and just wanted to get her in trouble, then mind your own business!