Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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Comments (318)
wordgirl 0
Hmmm, let's see: Your parents broke your laptop and called you names for masturbating, and your decision when you found your sisters pills were to immediately go tell them. Mean bitch much?
snowFML 0
Lol, they probably decided against getting angry at your sister because of the fact you were trying so hard to get her in trouble. You're a douche. YDI. siblings are supposed to have eachother's backs.
nevereyes 31
My sibling decently doesn't have my back.... He tries to black mail me into basically being his slave.......
DrMorbid 0
You're an asshole for telling on your sister (I mean, she's not 10. Why sould you be worried about her sex life?) Your parents are hypocrites. I bet they both ********** all the time. Your family's ****** up. Except your sister. She seems cool. ;)
GrizzlyJer 0
I'm starting to think maybe you do deserve it. After all, you still talk to your parents after that...
Kildevand 0
Okay, first of all, birth control pills doesn't necessarily mean that she's having sex. They can be used to control menstrual pain as well. And you deserve it 110% for telling on her. I would NOT want you to be my sister.
snowieflake 0
OP is a guy...
alissa222 15
I wouldn't want him to be my sister either.
jessamyn_it_is 0
YDI for being a telltale. You should have talked to your sister first, what about that?
princess93_fml 2
fml is not set up to bagg the writters , without them the site wouldn't ne possible, so calm down eveybody, and I agree, teens won't listen to u, u have to go to the parents, and their are other pills that arnt contraceptive but are a regulation thing.. so the finding the pill implies that..
CL41RE 0
times have changed huh
Edenbeam 19
YDI for snooping in your sister's room. But, FYL because your parents are ridiculous, if not a little crazy.
AdamGD 0
uhm... wtf?? normally it is the other way around. (at least as far as i know) normally the parents are more ok with the son having sex, dating, and that kind of stuff than the daughter. not sure exactly why but i assume it has to do with the possibility of the girl getting pregnant i guess