Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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oogyboogy 6
Did anyone notice the OPs name is lovehishand
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
I call BS, since I highly doubt the same parents who freaked out over masturbating would be so nonchalant just a few years later over actual sex, but even if this is true YDI for snitching on your sister.
picturetaker 0
they probably smashed your laptop because you were masturbating on cam.
leasha12111 0
least she is being safee
abbydoll1414 0
Exactly right. At least she would be having SAFE sex, and isn't going to get pregnant. And anyone saying she doesn't care about STD's- just because she's on the pill does not mean she wouldn't be using a condom. She could be putting those health classes to use and using both. Whether she's taking the pill for sex/potential sex or period reasons, good for her.
freddyyy 0
OP is a guy. Guy's don't think about things like cramps and period regulation and shit like that. We take birth control pills at face value and think of it as a method of prevention and that's it. Parents replied "Sex is [a] beautiful thing," which implies that their daughter is not taking it for medical reasons. Also, it is safe to assume that the parents already knew she was taking birth control. As far as I know, not a lot of doctors prescribe birth control without parental consent. The sister also doesn't exactly have the methods to pay for it. Minors get shitty jobs with shitty hours and shitty pay. However, OP, you were in the wrong to not only snoop through your sister's stuff, but to also rat her to your parents. If you had a genuine concern, you would have spoken directly to your sister. Instead you told your parents, expecting her to get the same reaction you got when you couldn't shove your dick in your pants fast enough.
mysticshadow 0
actually as far as sexual contraceptives go doctors can give it without parents permission. I started getting mine at planned parent hood when i was 16, and it was also free since i was a minor and did not want it showing up on my parents insurance, its called the "good cause" clause. It would be against confidentiality to get the parents involved.
freddyyy 0
Oh? Ah, well, I was just assuming on that aspect. Thanks for correcting me.
Bunbu 8
First of all, why were you in her room? Second of all, why were you going through her stuff? Having birth control does not mean she's having sex. Also, would you rather her be safe while having sex or not? You're an asshole brother. Good job, tattle-tale.
syed121417 22
Maybes she left it out on her counter? Maybe they are really close? Perhaps she asked him to get something from her room? It's funny how quick people are to assume
Kenpachi_fml 0
Beat them with ur *****
melainaa 0
I guess girls in your house are allowed to have sex Adopt me?
fxdxhk90 0
Wow, your parents are truly asswipes. It is very confusing, since more people are protective of their daughters rather then sons. Well, find a chick, nail her in your parents bed, and then you'll see how cool they are with any of this.
ayashe 2
YDI for not minding your own business, for getting caught, and for using terms like "pleasuring myself." As others have stated birth control pills aren't only used for birth control, and since your parents weren't surprised they probably already knew. Maybe they were just messing with you when they said "Sex is beautiful thing" because it has nothing to do with you.