Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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Comments (318)
tbagg74 0
ur an idiot why would u bother to tell ur parents r u that insecure like **** if i did that i would talk to her and make sure she's having fun and being safe and if anyones being an asshole to tell me so i can curb stomp his ass ur a loser
syed121417 22
You need to calm down... Maybe OP was just concerned for her. You also have to realize people think differently, he's not wrong in my opinion. So that doesn't mean you have to get all butt hurt about someone else and their sister man
aaaaa12345_fml 0
that's what you get for telling on people, asshole
canucksrule88 0
ur parents are man haters FYL
kukopia 0
Jealousy is filthy
IHaveVertigo 0
She could be on the pill for any of the many health benefits it has-- I got on the Pill around that age b/c my periods were long, crampy, etc. The fact that it was a birth control as well was just an added bonus. Next time don't snoop in your sister's room.
Beccarr 2
... because your parents would totally smash up your laptop .. FAKEFAKEFAKE.
Shinzura 0
Probably fake, but still, masturbation is totally different from sex
halliekinze1014 0
Okay, just because birth control can be used for different things doesnt mean it is. the op made it pretty clear that the parents know shes having sex and thats what the birth control is for. besides, this is just stupid.
HHaines 0
dude pleasering yourself and haveing sex are two thigns entirely, jacking off after a certan age is just kinda weird, pathetic really, sex is a shit load more normal
epicFAIL7 0
If you had a kid, would you rather them be jacking off or whoring himself/herself out? lmao
epicFAIL7 0
FYL for your parents previously being aggravating and retarded, but YDI also for being a bitch and nosing around in your sister's business.