Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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YDIBITCHES 0
Rosie Palm and her five little friends
sleepingturtle 0
If thats how you thought they would react, why did you tell on your sister?
were_giraffe 2
15? that's a bit young. hell at 15 she can't even drive a car yet but she somehow knows enough about sex to make a mature decision? *rolls eyes*
doof_fisch 2
Get an inflatable partner and "accidentally" leave it on your bed. If they say something, then respond: Hey -- you're right! Sex IS a beautiful thing! Thanks, Mom and Dad for your encouragement!
erwest 0
YDI you snitch
Glitchman_fml 0
Wow, the fact that people here use the terms, "snitch" and "tattle tale" just go to show the age of your average FML user.
moonlight_daze 8
You're one of those motherfuckers who calls that “How’s My driving?” number, participates in “neighborhood watch” and sends anonymous tips to the police, aren't you? There's something called INTEGRITY that snitches need to learn the meaning of. And meanwhile, STFU!
DameGreyWulf 1
I would think the sister needs to learn a thing or two about integrity. She's 15, and not necessarily is she just now sexing, mind you. She could have started long before that. Those examples you gave are totally irrelevant, and actually harm your point, because you SHOULD call and say "this guy's driving like a maniac!" and you SHOULD call the police if your neighbour's house is being broken into. And to those saying "birth control doesn't mean sex!" you all fail at comprehension. Consider the parents' response, and also consider that they didn't know she had them, obviously. They would have known she had them if it was for reasons other than sex, and they wouldn't have said "sex is a beautiful thing" if it was for reasons other than sex. And Why is masturbation worse than underage sex? Why is it worse than sex in general? Why are the parents' reactions to their children justified because it was masturbation vs sex? Also he wasn't necessarily snitching. He could be genuinely worried about the consequences his little sister could experience. He took the case to his parents because they're THE PARENTS and are the ones who usually administer the advice and "the talk" and all that. Maybe he wasn't expecting them to punish her but to just talk to her?
Erindub 0
awe
staystrongholdon 0
On the upside , you now know who the favorite child is .
_Noon_ 0
YDI for ratting out your sister. Geez, how old are you? :S
FerrariCake 2
LMAO... "harm her organism"