Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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Comments (318)
BobbyHutchinson 0
Porbably cos she isnt a whiney tattle tale bitch who feels hard done by over nothing
DameGreyWulf 1
Sounds like my mother lecturing me about pleasuring myself, then me finding a vibrator in her drawer. :I
JoshBarblahblah 0
You had a laptop when you were 15? I don't know how many years ago that was...but if your daughter is 15 and that you had her after you were 15...I'm spotting some sort of timing issues here. Whatever. Think your daughter is a ****, if you will, but buy her some condoms. She'll have sex no matter what you say and she should know that birth control pills won't prevent HIV.
collegecutie0788 0
it said his 15 year old SISTER not daughter
calliebeth 0
She said she was in her SISTER'S room.. not her DAUGHTER'S room. Read more careful next time you decide to rant...
Ashley868 10
You need to learn how to read... it says his sister, not daughter.
XRiseToFallAgain 0
Lol, all ******* right. With a hammer? Come on. Be more original.
teethsoup 0
im pretty sure chicks take birth control so there not as bitchy during there period most girls start taking it after there first period so shes probably never seen a dude naked
LaGringaC7 0
What planet are you on? Birth control doesn't stop PMS. Yaz got in trouble for saying it did. Also, not all girls run to get birth control when they're eleven and puberty hits. I can't name any. You're an idiot.
alissa222 15
Woah, I don't know where you're living, but in the normal world, little girls don't take the pill. Even for hormone treatment.
alissa222 15
Also, it does nothing to help the bitchyness. trust me.
collegecutie0788 0
lol. good question
CheyStayTrue 0
YDI for being a tattle-tail.
calliebeth 0
nark nark nark
collegecutie0788 0
Maybe the OP's parents just had a problem with the masturbating and that is what the issue with the OP was, not sex.
YDIBITCHES 0
Your hand doesn't count as sex dick.(pwned(in YDIBITCHES speak pwnt))(oh didn't miss that second one there did I?)