Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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ifinishlast 0
lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass
Shady06 0
That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz
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Comments (228)
Captain_Jello 0
YDI for having a BF like that
perdix 31
While you've been lollygagging in bed for an hour, he's been working those thumbs like a rented mule! Get off you ass and make him some soup! And where's his sammich! I'm sorry you are sick . . . try not to cough or sneeze on his food. Thanks.
monster_tamer 11
I don't know whether to laugh, smack you and stick a needle through your anatomical snuffbox, or just go "..." .....
perdix 31
"Laugh" was the intended effect. I'm trying to be such a hyperbolic ass that you could not confuse me with a real one.
monster_tamer 11
Ah. See, I wasn't sure, because you didn't seem like one near the end... But again, its hard to tell over the internet.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date nerd/assholes. YDI
MaskedDriver 0
Wrong stupid. He's playing an Xbox360, therefore his nerd status is -225 if my algorithm serves me correctly. He's not a nerd unless he plays PC games, and he's not a gamer either, because I dare anyone on an Xbox360 to challenge my mouse and keyboard in any FPS.
AntiChrist7 0
Any guy that puts a game above his GF is a nerd. and he is still an asshole.
Captain_Jello 0
"And that comment was utterly sexist." Shut the **** up, crybaby...
monster_tamer 11
Why don't you shut up? "Captain Jello". *pokes and you jiggle* See, you've got no backbone.
Intoxicunt 6
Ahahaha. That comment was so perfect. I laughed. A lot.
monster_tamer 11
@ Intoxicant: You learn a lot of good comebacks on neopets. ^^
ScaryyMary 14
@Intoxicunt do you know where Plexico has been? Haven't seen any of his comments yet and I'm starting to worry... did you two get too kinky last night?
redbluegreen 41
They joined the Black Parade.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Plexico is experiencing technical difficulties. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
ManUpFucker 0
If plexico does not come back the world will unravel and all humor will die... I don't want humor to die... its all I have to die for.
myballs 0
Your Significant Other is an arse. While it's great you seem to be tolerant of his gaming, he shouldn't put it in front of anything else. Gaming = fine. Addiction = bad. I would recommend a nice kick in the nuts.
darkmis1 18
Wow-he's a total ass. Dump him, he doesn't deserve you.
bosgurl90 0
ur boyfriends a douche
dudeface 1
Come on, I can't be the only guy who understands how to balance video games with a normal fulfilling life. I've seen fights break out because the girl was naked and ready to go but the guy wanted to keep playing Halo. Boggles my mind.
EPHXXX13 0
why didn't you make him some soup? how inconsiderate....but i guess your boyfriend should stop playing so much video games. then he could learn to make some soup?
ProtoBuster_1 5
@#77 - ANYBODY can make soup... if ya can't, you are a TRUE dumbass...
monster_tamer 11
So far, my brother is the only guy I know who succeeds at acheiving that balance... It's sad, really. D= This is why I think WoW is awful, among other games.