Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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ifinishlast 0
lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass
Shady06 0
That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz
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nazooer 11
Eh, girls belong in the kitchen anyway
ManUpFucker 0
He was right, you should have made him a hot bowl of soup then "tripped' on the way and given his console a nice bath.
uchihasasuke 0
sooo u didn't make him any?? lol
satanstoystore 0
did he play video games before you started going out? WYSIWYG.
WhyworldWhy 0
kick his ass(when your better)
usedusername 0
You would have stopped something you enjoyed doing for him. You deserve to be treated with the same care you would give to others. Onwards and upwards girlfriend, you'll be better off without such a selfish bf
Luckster 0
Gamer or not, he had no right to behave like that, especially if OP was sick. Everyone handles illnesses differently, even if it had been a simple cold or the flu, it could have been hell for OP just the same. I get sick maybe once every 2-3 years, and when I do, I feel like I want to die every time because I'm not used to it. So enough of this "YDI--you should make him a meal anyways even if you're sick, you pussy" bullshit, and enough of this "YDI you inconsiderate whiny needy bitch for not making him soup" douche talk. It takes 5 minutes at the absolute most to pause a game, tell your online gamer buddies that you need to make soup for your ill girlfriend, go the kitchen, pour some soup in a bowl, microwave it, and deliver it to her. If you have extra time, be considerate and get some orange juice for her too. It's not "women's work" either to do that. It's called being ******* CONSIDERATE of other people when they're sick, you assholes! If he doesn't love OP enough to do as I pointed out, then he's obviously not at a mature enough stage to even be dating. OP was anything but in the wrong here. I hope that she kicks his ass to the curb once she gets her strength back and finds someone who actually cares for her. Gamers are not a problem if they know how to tend to human needs at the same time.
mcsnelly 5
I was starting to lose hope in all humanity until I saw your post....
MoonlitTearofJoy 0
DUMP that lazy ass and get a new boyfriend... he doesn't deserve you... or the soup >.>
xMedusax 0
YDI for being a woman. you belong in the kitchen
scateice 0
Hahahaha, my boyfriend is always whining like a bitch and I'm on the boss level thinking," Stfu! I'm trying to play the frickin game!'