Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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ifinishlast 0
lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass
Shady06 0
That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz
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Comments (228)
atomicmrpelly 2
What an ass!!! Dump him! Dump him! Dump him! Dump him!
blastvortex 4
Ah, the soon to be an ex-boyfriend shtick - that sucks. Perhaps for the next time you'll have learned to make better choices in friends.
ultraslick 0
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YDI because this isn't the first time he's been a jerk and you're gonna end up staying with this guy until he cheats on you and say to yourself
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
littering and... littering and...
ManUpFucker 0
nothing because silence is the best medicine.
mcrptv 17
Hey dude stop assuming things this could be the first time he's been a jerk and that doesn't mean he will cheat ya jerkball
LyricaSilvan 30
Person is an ass to their partner one time = they're going to cheat if the couple stays together? Makes perfect sense. In all seriousness, 17, please never interact with other human beings. Someone might step on your shoelace and make you think you're about to be murdered.
disturbedchic 0
At which point I would dump your bowl of soup on his xbox and reply, "Yep! There's your share!" My guy gets sucked into those video games too and I have to bitch slap him for it occasionally but he's still at least considerate enough to put down the controller and help me out when I really need it.
cryssycakesx3 23
is a bitch slap different than a regular slap?
Books4Me 0
AAHH vide games strike again! I've dated guys before who were more into their video games than me before. Needless to say they were dropped pretty quickly. It seems to be the trend with guys in their teens-early 20s now (I'm 20). I'm dating an older guy now and don't have that problem anymore ;).
redinfinity 0
Dump him. It would only get worse with time. Obviously he has his priorities straight *roll eyes*
TotalPandamonium 2
Guys like this are why I stopped dating "Men" my age. I would have told him to get his own soup and we probably wouldn't be dating very long after that.
Sprinter136 2
The "Men" part is very true. Guys my age are not men. They dress like they just got out of reform school or prison, blast their shitty rap music so loud you can hear the bass for miles, treat girls like shit, and usually are the size and build of a preteen boy, because of shit like this. All they do is sit and play video games. They never go out and play sports or anything else to build up muscles, and they barely eat anything either, because unless a woman is there to make it, they can't be bothered.
ManUpFucker 0
What a little shit, he will thank you when you tie his gaming system to the back of a truck and he has to run for it. This is sad, being a jerk is not a sport.
Hellsno 0
Did you mean to say your ex-boyfriend? Beacuse he should have been dumped for that.
paivarotti 0
well, did you?
14hatemachine 2
i smell a burning martyr..."starving, i crawled out to make soup..." aw baby angel, i'll be honest - your credibility is minimal because of that.
girlygirl666 0
I agree. He is probably tired of her being a drama queen. I bet she always over-reacts to everything. It's probably just a cold. Stop whining.
ManUpFucker 0
So what if she was being dramatic, she asked him to do something for her and he said he would. he should keep his promises regardless if she is a drama queen. How long does it take to make some soup?