Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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ifinishlast 0
lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass
Shady06 0
That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz
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monster_tamer 11
You wouldn't believe how many people don't know how to make soup. Really. 0.0
EPHXXX13 0
YDI for actually assuming he can make soup. You don't take into account the fact that many people, both male and female, have a difficult time making soup. Furthermore, he might not have made the soup because he didn't think he could make it well enough to satisfy you. Try to think about it from his perspective for a change. Also, YDI for not even making him a portion- guys get hungry when they play video games. YDI it too for being a bad girlfriend and getting sick. Learn to take more vitamins and build a stronger immunity. It's not just for his pleasure but also you want to live a good life.
monster_tamer 11
Annnnd we meet another poor psycho that has somehow wandered onto FML... *directs you to the "The world's all about me, It's everyone else's fault corner and gives you some soup* ^^
MaskedDriver 0
WIN WIN WIN WIN! +1
monster_tamer 11
I'm still nowhere near Plexico's level. =P But from my observations, I've found it's better to make feel ridiculous rather than turn right back to them and call them many unique and crude expletives. You know. Articulation. =)
ProtoBuster_1 5
The OP's boyfriend is a complete asshole! I bet you he was playing Madden NFL 10...
monster_tamer 11
I wouldn't know what that is. D= I only play Naruto Ultimate Ninja, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, And Samurai Warriors...
ProtoBuster_1 5
It's a football game...
monster_tamer 11
NFL has to do with football, right?
MaskedDriver 0
Only on Sundays. Occasionally Saturday, and almost once on Monday.
monster_tamer 11
"Almost Once"? Sounds like an epic tale of the football game that did not come when the wrath of monday struck.
MaskedDriver 0
Correction: Almost always once on Monday.
monster_tamer 11
Sounds like an epic tale worthy of... I don't know what. Nevertheless, I have no real idea what NFL is. I'm not really into sports. I do track! 8D well, sure, football and track aren't too different I'm told, but in track, you don't break bones unless you run into a telephone pole.
possumisawesome 0
NFL stands for National Football League. = I
monster_tamer 11
Nevertheless, OP, I feel sorry for you and you having such a boyfriend. *opinion stated*
monster_tamer 11
Nuke: A weapon used in an explosion. Nuke: To heat up something. The former would have been hilarious. =)
MaskedDriver 0
Fake
thesicmrcastle 0
any self respecting 360 gamer would know better than to expect someone would walk away in ghe middle of the game if he hasnt done it before he wont start cuz ur sick and well you can wait and see how that plays out a gamer is a gamer plain and simple.
monster_tamer 11
Then that gamer doesn't get a good girlfriend. =)
monster_tamer 11
This seems about as fake as a bottle of ketchup! =P of course, anything on the internet is open for interpretation, so whatever floats your boat...
Aly3277 0
I want to say YDI. Just for having a boyfriend like that. You need a man in your life who cares enough about you to put the game down. With that said, I can tell you that it takes telling my husband 8 times to hit the pause button to get him off the Xbox to play with our son. Perhaps FML?