Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Catdragon 40
They were obviously marking their territory. You now belong to them.
Enslaved 38
I've seen people film stuff like that just to prank people and put it on YouTube.
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Comments (39)
nick_mcc 8
Good news OP! Your foot is going to be featured on a Youtube Channels prank video! :D Yeah I know, bittersweet moment....
interesting33 37
But surely it is only a prank if the substance is not actually urine? If it IS urine then it isn't a prank - it is someone being horrible
melana09 19
Hope you weren't wearing flip flops
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And people wonder why I try my best to avoid using public toilets.
GreedyGreedo 10
It's just a prank bro!
mrBearBear 11
This story would be like 100x crazier if it's a female in the woman's restroom haha
samlovesham1234 9
What the hell?! That is just gross!
fishinpink 20
Hahaha but wait....you were IN the toilet? sounds like you were already wet ...
fishinpink 20
maybe he thought you had athletes foot and was trying to to be a good Samaritan...? or just completely toasted and couldn't give a rat's ass about where or who he was urinating...
roock87 10
maybe your foot smells and the dude probably thought that it's the toilet hole!!
Chazzster 32
Sorry OP - I gotta ask. Were you you using a "wide stance" and was your foot crossing into the other space? If it was YDI. Otherwise, sorry OP that was disgusting by the other guy.