Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Top comments
Catdragon 40
They were obviously marking their territory. You now belong to them.
Enslaved 38
I've seen people film stuff like that just to prank people and put it on YouTube.
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Comments (39)
Iambadatthis 10
I hope, I sincerely hope for you OP that it was a shitty YouTube prank.
TenChubbyPandas 7
I guess urine trouble now.
donb23 23
Happened to me. The guy came in the stall next to me and seem to spray urine everywhere. Missed by that much. But in this guy's defense it appeared that he was mentally disabled so I said nothing and just reported a mess in the men's room.
claudiajean 24
I'd have waited outside for them to finish and flushed their head. Maybe I'm a bit too aggressive
Colon_Man 17
I would have opened a new salon; It would have one customer, and I would specialize in 'The Swirly'.
NisaSayshi 24
how does this get votes as ydi? how?
bambisapphic 18
some ppl just go thru and vote ydi on everything
Procryon 10
That is an act of war! Full retaliation is necessary!!!
xx000o 27
Maybe he wasn't aiming for the toilet.
Brandon1000 10
Pee prank?