Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
organizse 28
Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.
swanheart 35
Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?
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Comments (49)
keiNan_fml 35
what??
wakemeupplease 21
Ain't nobody got time to read your comment!! :D
anonwhymouse 10
Did you at least have socks?
AllSoul 23
Ew, why?
Randomness90 27
Haha
onlybecauseitsme 14
ah man hope you got out the situation okay whoever laughed is clearly asking for karma to hit them
ohSNAPyall 27
Call out for help. They are morally obligated to come to your aid.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have a fear of pooping in public bathrooms. This post makes me feel slightly justified in that fear.
thecman25 14
well that a was shitty situation
olaf_is_bae 10
I don't know why your comment was voted down. I was thinking the same thing.
EarlFug 19
I'm not religious but if there was ever a "do unto others" moment, this is it..
Dpats 9
When in doubt use your socks.
Brandi_Faith 34
You need to write your own FML 23. Warning: There's a character limit though.