Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
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MGITSWFTC 17
Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".
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Comments (85)
dead_insects 18
that's when you gotta be grateful for socks!
Misswildsides 22
Thats one reason why I hate using public toilets. Some people are so unsanitary, don't flush, and wipe stuff on the walls. But when I do use a public toilet, I always check for toilet paper.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The dirtiest restroom I've ever been to was in New Jersey at the Van's Warped Tour. There was literally a half inch of piss on the floor. ******* disgusting. I'd almost rather do the deed outside than in most public restrooms.
SkyGuy32 17
No need to use a sock. There's nobody else in the restroom now, OP would be able to move to another stall. If not, socks it is.
ginawater19 13
What did you use......
MGITSWFTC 17
Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.
SlapAndTickle 20
There is actually a free flashlight app for most phones. It's bright as ****.
HortonThelephant 15
Not to interject with something entirely off topic, but I am curious if anyone else is seeing these FML's posted as October 6th 2013, instead of today's date June 10th 2013??
grobinson 9
its posted in day, month, year format. most of the world uses this system. other than the US, however, I'm not sure of any others that use month first.
ginawater19 13
If you're from a different country it probably seems as if it is 10/6/2013 but in America is 6/10/2013.
babe7260 30
Just remember Karma's a bitch
Pleonasm 36
In that case then what happened to OP was because of karma and so the other guy was fully justified. OP must've been one hell of a dick to someone then, and hence, YDI OP. JK Karma is BS
tacojauns 45
#3 how did you know his co worker's name?
Ambient25 25
that joke just flew by
RedPillSucks 33
twice
firepanda11 7
What a worthless piece of shit
Welshite 40
I believe some revenge is in order. TP his house. He'll have plenty to share after that.
Bakarra 22
^that with a flaming bag of OPs shyt on the front door does seem like pretty fitting revenge
Enslaved 38
I always wondered what the big deal was with toilet papering a house or tree until someone did it to my neighbour's tree. It looked so pretty until it rained. :P
ajeppsen 25
That guy sounds like a boner-stain. Payback, ************, payback.
hannahsnyder69 16
Boner stain? That's a new one
clumsycarolyn 17
Always remember to bring in the extra toilet paper!
BlueMoonCafe 12
I'm continually amazed at the sheer rudeness of some people.
JACKxRAWR 22
I agree. I mean, if OP lived in Canada the guy would've probably ran to the store to buy a pack for OP and then refuse to be paid back. Damn, I want to live in Canada...
TheDrifter 24
You miss the Canadian sense of humor. We'd have brought him tp, then set it just out of reach and waited for the inevitable thump of OP falling off the throne trying to reach it.
ervington 8
Are you really? I'm never surprised anymore.
tacojauns 45
Oh no... you're in an empty bathroom, and you have to waddle to the next stall using your cellphones light. It could have been a lot worse and A LOT more embarrassing
DeathInACan 3
And then this FML would have had another sentence stating: "When I went to waddle into the next stall, my boss walked in.."
nurchok 15
... and turned on the light :)
chanellgymnast 17
What an inconsiderate asshole.
hippo1234 19
Sounds like the guy was inconsiderate to OP's asshole...