Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
screwed.over
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymousss95
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
singledumbfuck
🌶️ Spicy
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Top comments
Demetra_fml 0
Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Mehness 0
woah
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Comments (276)
alex1432 9
#11 your very pretty
JocelynD 0
I am guessing that he didn't lose his virginity with you. Bad. I'd sleep with his best friend to teach him a lesson.
SerenaChaos805 0
that reallllyyy sucks... so I'm guessing it wasn't to you..
thatoneGeo 0
don't blame the guy
hobofdurlife 0
wat a John Mayer puting his n others buisness out ther obviously you dumped the tool right
Bondagebear 0
#8, I absolutely love that.
perdix 31
Does online deep-throating count?
conrad01 6
never woulda happened if u were makin him a sammich
samothrace_fml 0
Dump him, a guy that needs to prove his masculinity with a mass txt and have his ego stroked with the responses of cellular fist pumps and smutty emoticons should be dating Lucy the hominid. Unless you're staying with him in which case, best wishes and don't procreate, spineless babies look like jellyfish.
boopityboppity 11
Merciless, brutally honest, and vitriol. I love it.
xXSc3n1cXx 0
wtf? avoid this muthafucker.
perdix 31
You're lucky. Guys are usually pathetic the first time. Let him get some experience under his belt (heh-heh-heh) before he puts his man-meat to you. You don't want to **** a n00b!