Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
screwed.over
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymousss95
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
singledumbfuck
🌶️ Spicy
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Top comments
Demetra_fml 0
Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Mehness 0
woah
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Demetra_fml 0
Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
seeimdee 0
hahah!!!! wiin
loludeserveit 0
I remember that!!!
wafflebot 0
Wow, virginity? I want to see that movie!
nessalujin 0
Sucks fo you
misse_01 0
how tha heckk did he .... ??? wtffffff wow sukzz fo you
seeimdee 0
ew ******* in a movie theatre is trampy.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
Is his name Pee-Wee Herman?
YOULIVETODIE 0
Either your completely stupid or your statement is a horrible joke.
okaydisarray 17
Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Because who would do that? He'd be ridiculed to no end. It sounds like a joke.
CandeeCane 0
agree with 19!!
YOULIVETODIE 0
He's probably not your boyfriend.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
yeah it's kind of unclear what she means, but im with the people who think she is saying that she was in the movies without her bf when he sent that txt. if so, then ah well. i like the way 34 thinks though ;) haha
SirWhatsHisFace 0
A hand job is still a job.