Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
screwed.over
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymousss95
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
singledumbfuck
🌶️ Spicy
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Top comments
Demetra_fml 0
Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Mehness 0
woah
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Comments (276)
Ash_moon 0
Gosh, what a prick. Hope he gets herpes... :P Sorry that he was such a jerk. Dump his ass.
TheSexynator 0
he lost it to his hand
TheNiz 0
It would have been funny to send out another one that replied that he lost it to something disgusting... animal, household appliance, you fill in the blank here and watch him squirm! You're welcome.
blastvortex 4
I hope it wasn't in the same theater, or worse yet, at the same screening.
gszmam 0
maybe he came in the popcorn after ******* a pretzel
gagtjs 0
kick him in the ballz so he can neverr lose his virginity :D
QueenDani 0
too late nd lol [#188]
ColdGold 6
Lost it? wtf? Why do people say "lost it"? Anyway. He's soiled goods.
Jakers721 0
#188 lmao
tb15 0
YDI for leaving your phone on in the movie theater. No one wants to hear your ring tone in the middle of the movie.
fmlxxxx 0
Maybe his friend sent it on his phone as a joke