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Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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michael11 0

don't give your bf sex

deepnight 0

if you took his virginity then you would have had nothing to worry about.

theta_fml 0

I don't feel bad for you, you could have completely prevented the situation by sleeping with him first.

Lythiaren 8

I do believe the appropriate reaction to this is not to post an FML, but instead reply with a breakup text. That way, it would be the cheating scumbag posting the story instead and you can join in the grand chorus of YDI.

acesarge 0

FYL op. Your boyfriend is a moron. I will never understand why girls date the date the stupidest guys they can find.

drop7theworld 0

that's gotta blow

youradhere 0

Wow, I remember when I lost mine, I was scared to death. I was all alone, you know. I bet he was too.

Upster 0

You have a problem if you were alone when you lost yours!

neon_shoes 0

#178, haha:)

Craw25 0

tell him congrats!

shawty_22 0

Dgross is hot

gingersnapper 0

Did you explain that popping a boner in a crowded cinema does not constitute losing one's virginity?

Apprentice4Life 5

Ummm..Read the FML better!! She didn't take his virginity!! she was at the theater when she got a txt saying he had lost it!! To someone else.. I.e.. He cheated on her!! :/