Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Top comments
Demetra_fml 0
Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Mehness 0
woah
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Comments (276)
shagbark 0
YDI for not having sex with him first.
Autie 0
So...was the movie good?
ostrichman20 0
maybe you should put out....
spamandritz 2
Depends on what movie you were watching O.O
kayteahbruh 0
haha ! was it to you O_O
NA053193 0
what a loser
Hurly26 0
He's a tool. Who sends out a mass text about that??
gb_chrs 2
sent out a mass text "dear boyfriend, what did you lose your virginity to?" then text him saying its over.
MessyVictor 1
You were 'IN' a movie?
Cookie_box 6
It looks to me like the classical prank when you leave your phone out of sight for a few minutes. Some "friend" sends a funny/embarrassing message to all your contacts. This happens frequently at mt work.