Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I was home alone when the doorbell rang. I panicked and hid under the table because I wasn’t expecting anyone and I have minor social anxiety. It was just Amazon dropping off a package. I made eye contact with the delivery guy through the window. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, as I was getting out of the shower, I heard my roommate shout, “Your food delivery’s here!” I panicked, wrapped myself in a towel and ran to grab it before the driver left. The towel slipped halfway down the hall. I froze mid-motion when I realized that the delivery driver was still standing at the door, making direct eye contact. FML
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
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Inoku 0
He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?
roflcopterzzz 0
I bet he had a nice package for you.
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Comments (140)
Bud_fml 16
He scream out of horror, or surprise?
Vaetrus 0
He probably screamed out of surprise. Or in response to your scream. Not in ... horror, to what was in his sights.
carbert01 0
HAhaha. I wish someone had recorded that. I can picture it in my head.. and I've been there before. There's something about an unexpected scream that is very contagious.
Bud_fml 16
FYI Parcel is spelled with an E not an A
yowzerz 5
Note to EVERYONE who decides to walk naked throughout their house/apt: Windows are TRANSPARENT! Whether anyone's home or not, there is always the possibility that there's someone who can see into your house. If you're planning on having a naked romp throughout your home, PLEASE close the blinds/curtains beforehand so we don't have to continue reading these types of FML's. If you DON'T plan on it and your blinds/curtains are open, please wrap a towel around you!! It takes two seconds and saves you from embarrassment. KTHX!!
DameGreyWulf 1
But if you have a naked romp, your towel comes off! (seriously, lol "naked romp"... I am too easily amused)
person1000003 0
R u a girl or not?
LORENA21 0
LOL THATS SO ****** FUNNY BUT HE SCREAMED OUT OF SUPRISE ......... I HOPE
escape2music 0
"today i decided to walk around naked" YDI and why would you go naked if you have a GLASS front door. dumbass.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
damn those UPS men...
you_know_who10 0
who has a glass front door?
dx169 0
Should have opened the door and whisper to his ear "This was all for you."