Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I was home alone when the doorbell rang. I panicked and hid under the table because I wasn’t expecting anyone and I have minor social anxiety. It was just Amazon dropping off a package. I made eye contact with the delivery guy through the window. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, as I was getting out of the shower, I heard my roommate shout, “Your food delivery’s here!” I panicked, wrapped myself in a towel and ran to grab it before the driver left. The towel slipped halfway down the hall. I froze mid-motion when I realized that the delivery driver was still standing at the door, making direct eye contact. FML
Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
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Inoku 0
He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?
roflcopterzzz 0
I bet he had a nice package for you.
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Comments (140)
Qup 0
if you like to be a nudie, then remember where there are no curtains. I LOL on this one!
Neferria 0
Y'know, the UPS guy probably screamed because he didn't expect to see a naked woman through the glass door. In addition, she screamed, which in turn probably startled him, causing him to scream as well. It probably wasn't even about her looks at all. So... what was in the package?
purplepickle 0
whats your problem? calm down. I would scream if i walked into a naked person whos screaming, even if they look great and have a nice body. and just because she wants to watch tv after her shower doesnt mean she watches it all day. its not like we all work out 24/7. What are you doing on the computer anyways? working out? ...
DameGreyWulf 1
Yes agreed with 53. I could see the hottest man ever, but would probably scream because WOAH DO NOT WANT (as in, to see someone I don't even know and work for (if I were UPS) naked), especially if he was screaming too. And she just screamed because someone saw her naked when she didn't intend them to. Could have been her own mother, could have been her boyfriend, she's gonna scream because that was completely unexpected and unintended. It's a surprise to both sides. Most people respond vocally to surprises. Basically what 51 said. Also, everybody has the right to walk around naked IN THEIR OWN HOME, ugly/fat or not.
baec 2
just means your ugly. Sucks for the UPS guy more than you thought. He had to experience it. You should of given him a big tip
kiit23 0
Doesn't mean you're ugly or fat, it just probably caught him by surprise. Still, when I walk naked through my house, I make sure its not in front of windows and.. well, glass doors. It sucks, but its kinda deserved because empty house doesn't mean people outside cant see in.
Qup 0
nefferia is right. if the UPS guy hadn't screamed, you could have charged him with being a peeping Tom. then where would he be? his defense is his scream.
XanimalloverX 0
The funny thing about this is my dad is a pilot for UPS
XanimalloverX 0
FYI UPS stands for UNITED PARCAL SERVICE not United Postal Service And I know I am correct because like I said my dad is a PILOT for UPS. So don't argue with me google it
Bud_fml 16
FYI Parcel is spelled with an E not an A
love_fml_a_lot 0
I guess he didn't like the look of you naked lol sucks for you