Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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aron33 2
BOOBS
rodgersfan 6
Well at least he's having fun :)
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Comments (165)
FunnyJeans 1
no bra? classy.
glvlballer 0
Omg! That must of been embarrassing!
zeekroo 4
At least you know he won't be gay now
recklesslove19 3
this kid will go places.
snapdragon1100 7
He's just a little kid calm down.
BassOvercast 1
He has class.
wildone123 6
I wish i was there are they big??????????
drayloon 50
He has been trained well
Euronymous93 29
Although that is hilarious, I'm sorry that it happened, OP. It must have been embarrassing.
JokersHQ 21
Sorry I didn't mean to hit the ydi button! But on to my comment anyways: that's ridiculous and I'd be really pissed at his mom if I were you since they obviously didn't teach him manners