Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Top comments
mxij 13
Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.
ElricMustang 23
What a bunch of assholes :/
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Comments (76)
tuckmyster99 3
maybe its because they were trying to motivate him to do it cause he's shy if not that's ****** up I'm sorry don't let a bunch of asswholes get to u
CurlyQute 17
This has happened to me before...
hashtagconverse 4
same thing happened to me. FYL
ober80 6
That is not cool.
pratikp03 22
shit happens, move on
Leo619 20
Wow what a dick!
ZomBgal 12
I had a similar experience once and it's such an awful feeling. Don't let them get to you, OP. Those guys were assholes.
worldclassrager 41
Don't stress over it OP...you are pretty to someone and they'll find you
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Dolla Dolla bill y'all!
bbpgrs 7
I second #2, the few times I've seen this happen with my friends or other guys it's when a girl really is good looking and they dare one of them to get enough courage to compliment her.