Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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mxij 13
Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.
ElricMustang 23
What a bunch of assholes :/
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Comments (76)
kingoftheawkward 5
that's rude.
syed121417 22
This genuinely confuses me. I never understood why guys think it's funny to play on the fact that they think a girl isn't pretty. Like is the thought process, "Hey look an ugly girl. It would be hilarious to fake ask her out/flirt with her as if she already doesn't feel inferior!" I'm annoyed, but can some guys actually answer me because I never got why you guys think it's funny. I'll always scratch my head when I see guys do that
syed121417 22
A lot of people seem to be saying they think it was a bet for the guy to go up to a girl he thought was pretty. Remember- young guys are idiots. This happens so much it's unlikely he would be getting money for telling her she is pretty. Also, if he really thought her attractive. I don't think he would just say that and walk away. He probably would have continued the conversation. I've been flirted with and later found out it was a joke for fun. It's more common than most people think
slutfactory 17
They're complete assholes, OP. Don't let them get to you for a second. They'll eventually get their's.
Saraishi 25
I know your pain OP. Although the payed bet never happened to me, all the other 'jokes' did. The only way to feel better really is just to be above them. So sorry for you, OP.
Burn_in_Hell 10
This is my worst nightmare. Sorry OP. FYL
Jghaugland 6
A simple solution to the problem: atheism! It's better than religion!
skyfinderfaller 2
ok people here is how to read the situation if the friends look annoyed it's probably I bet you won't talk to her points to you meaning he's very nervous he won't stick around because of it. if they look like they are laughing then it's but you can complacent her. Try talking to. him check his response if you go talk to him that will tell you a lot more, and maybe you can directly ask about it because he might actually like you but thinks he doesn't exist to you.
aaliyahorloff 1
Ohh wow Thats suckks
jedianomaly 5
What a jerk, shrug it off, OP! Don't let them get the best of you!