Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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mxij 13
Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.
ElricMustang 23
What a bunch of assholes :/
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Comments (76)
rachangie 19
It's sad how many people are commenting with similar stories, but I must join the herd. This has happened to me before as well. Don't let it get to you OP. There are always going to be assholes in the world. The best you can do is continue living your life. Keep your head held high!:)
cryssycakesx3 23
it makes me wonder now about all the times I was called pretty....
RedPillSucks 33
Unless you witness evidence of skulldickery, take it as a compliment and move on.
bludanzr 2
I never believe when guys hit on me either cuz in sure someone dated them to do it :-/
Osama_Bin_Ramen 14
Dick weeds
schadenfreud 6
not too sure why they thought that either gambling or being judgmental were appropriate in a church
shessohighh 10
Amen!
sassy2085 16
In the Big Bang theory they would of bet each other to go tell that they think a girl is pretty.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Maybe he was giving his buddy the tithe money so he could put it in the plate.. Shit idk
DemiPewdsLover 12
Just ignore those assholes. Everyone is beautifull on their own way.
Sweet_Visions 13
That's messed up. ):
justcallmezen 5
if I were you, I'd have walked right up to him and punched him in the nose.
RedPillSucks 33
In church?!!! Damn
daddysgirl8 21
Maybe he really did think you were pretty and knew it would be a good cover up. Plus he got money out of confessing his love for you?