Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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stephanietong 0
A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):
casey6492 0
no good deed goes unpunished.
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cinnamania 3
Owch :/
suaveneanderthal 0
actually no he didn't break your arm because if you had done all that and the boyfriend was that close to you he would of seen what had gone on, thanked you and then told you to beat it. but good story.
MsTs1 0
sue him
ashdew13 0
you dont know if he broke his arm or not!! you can't read something and be like "no that's not true". Geesh the nerve of some people
MasterModeraor 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your a F*ing pussy if a tap on your shoulder breaks ur arm. YDI!!!!
lenajoy927 0
oh my gosh, I hope you reread your comment and realized the stupidity. the boyfriend tapped him on the shoulder, THEN broke his arm in a whole separate move. hard to understand, I know.
FarSide 23
And the woman did not try to explain what happened? I think with my good arm I would have delivered a solid fist right into her pubic bone.
Je_mapelle 0
uh no..it didn't have to EXACTLY go down like that, you know. the boyfriend could have walked into the bar and just seen the part where his arm was around the girl, and he just didn't hear the whole thing. good attempt on trying to be "logical", though.
EvilAngel 0
How do you know he was close by? He could've been at the other end of the bar and didn't see what was going on. We don't know where the boyfriend was.
inmyroom 1
To everyone talking about medical bills... the OP lives in Canada... these things are free. I broke me arm two weeks ago in a game of football, and I got a fiberglass cast and everything, totally free.
whitey_fml 0
MasterModerator, you are retarded.
RhymePrime 7
Lol. Overprotective? More like possessive and irrational. I don't know the assailant but he sounds like a prick for injuring an innocent guy.
EatsRainbows9627 0
unjgvvjb SUCK IT
torontobuds 0
I agree this is bullshit turkey *****
steve42293 0
hell no he didn't ... that poor guy was doing that girl a favor cuz her bitch bf wasn't there ... that guy should have thanked him and she should have thanked him too. or at least explained the story to her bf FYL dude you deserved nothing like that
mantisman1212 10
Your the type of idiot that always thinks they're right
dswomi 12
#62, you're a dumbass
BrownieBoy90 0
Haha, I've done that before but only with girls I know!
Eros_fml 0
yea, same! i am surprised he did it to a random girl. That is kind of creepy, I dont think you had to put your arm around her
divineinstrument 2
I was gonna vote that his life was ****** cos he tried to do a nice thing, and it worked out horribly... but yeah you're right. You can't just do that to total strangers.
lmmmr 0
I think it was a very nice gesture, but risky with strangers.
legit_tofit 0
This.
casscontagious 0
the drunken idiot shouldn't have been hitting on some random girl. but the guy that's ever so kindly helping out a stranger deserves props.
yehr 0
He put his arm around her so the guy got the picture and was convinced. I personally would have welcomed his help and my bf would have been dumped if he just did that to some guy without finding out the full story first. He could have been a long lost friend with his arm around me waiting to meet him when he got back from the bar/toilet/wherever.
iTrumpet 7
I agree completely 214. I wish guys would do that for me. My best friend and I have a deal that we'll pretend to be the other's lesbian lover if ugly drunk guys won't leave one of us alone.
stephanietong 0
A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):
princess243 0
LMFAOO OH MAN .. lifes hard.
random_man1999 11
But apparently not his arm
soccerkrzy 0
Solid effort. Her b/f was a ****** if he didn't listen to your explanation. That, or the girl was a bitch and didn't tell the truth.
BABiiGiRLx0x 0
i meant the guy who broke his arm.
PrincessCastiel 27
I agree with what you're saying but how about you dont use the word "******"...
theAdam 0
That's what you get for being nice :(
casey6492 0
no good deed goes unpunished.
irishdancer 0
I know right? It kind of stinks...
NewLight8421 0
yah, and it sucks ]: FYL #32!!! :D
AnneTheDestroyer 14
No act of charity goes unresented.
KiwiBlu 0
keh, that sucks :(
aerials_fml 0
Yeah, it's too bad the OP didn't get to explain first. Reasonable people know not to use violence as the first solution.
so_me_fml 0
If life was a movie, it would have worked. She wouldn't have had a boyfriend, she was just trying to get rid of the oversealous guy; she still would have tried to ditch you, but you guys would have ended up together in the end... Never works out like that in real life though!
smashyy 0
Sounds a lot like Hitch.