Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
julienmciver 0
What a ***** :O
f_ur_life_too 0
Yeah, this was an episode of Sex and the City.
f0rged 0
#83 Never seen the Paris Hilton video? She answers her phone in it I'm pretty sure...then again I've seen more excitement while watching a telivised golf tournament...
audiogasmic 0
dude that sucks, but at least you (and hopefully her fiance) know what a cheating lying bitchy ***** she is.
arcangel81 0
what a *****
myster1ous 0
Wow that is so terrible of her.
ROFLCOPTER_fml 0
lmao did u bust inside of her? that wouldve been a nice suprise
d1miguel 0
i wouldve came in her and then after that, stuck her in the face.
swagmonkey 0
All I can say is "not engaged for long". Bet you anything her fiance didn't know about you, either.
Art_Vandeley 0
I hope you came in her.