Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
So your former coworker just so happens to be a furry? I don't really see a problem with it. I mean, he is your ex-husband for a reason. What he does in his spare time shouldn't really bother you so much.
Tamara James 3
i think she is saying that becuase her ex and her work colleague are both men. his other life is that he is homosexual.
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Comments (19)
inappropes 31
This is so vague idk where to begin. Did your husband cheat on you or admit after 20 years with you he is gay? And was the co worker part of the divorce? because it doesn't seem like it, its seems like a person calling you person to person to get YOUR approval. what assholes.
Glowworm56 27
So your former coworker just so happens to be a furry? I don't really see a problem with it. I mean, he is your ex-husband for a reason. What he does in his spare time shouldn't really bother you so much.
blondie45 21
What is a furry?
joshszz_fml 27
Pornhub
fde2blknimout 18
Call animal control on them
Amy78_fml 11
It isn't like she is a current coworker. She didn't have to seek out your permission.
badrussian79 10
Well this is vague AF. So was the other life him being a furry? Is it him being gay? Obviously the reason for the divorce plays a role? Was it adultery, just grew apart? Had his furry alternate life style left you with the soul scaring mental picture of you husband and another Furkin have a furry bare back mountain? Also if it’s an ex-husband and an ex-coworker why would you even care. It’s no like you’d see him at Christmas parties or work functions. Would you be happier if he was man saucing some 20 yo female fitness model?
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Sounds like good revenge on your ex to me
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, at least he's your ex and not your current husband.