Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my older sister dragged us to a restaurant that charged us $80 a piece for 8 mouthfuls of food. She does this all the time. When our youngest sister defended her, it removed all doubt that our parents still pay her bills. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
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Top comments
extrasnipes 22
She's a mcdick.
abbyade 21
I cannot stand greedy siblings. So not a good trait to have. I hope you get your money back. Buy her something worth a dollar. Now she will have no excuse not to pay you back!
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Comments (52)
extrasnipes 22
She's a mcdick.
Chloe555_fml 27
That was mcgreat!
extrasnipes 22
Mcfail...
UserError94 18
Did they bring the mcdick back?! Fantastic news!
Xenolythic 14
I didn't know they took it off
Chloe555_fml 27
#20 Don't mcCare, I still think it's funny.
Nieios 5
hey man, McDonald's is the shit, gotta be worth something
joanikens 18
Dollar menu=$1
NeonVines 6
McDonald's aint worth shit if your owed more than a dollar
ThrottleJockey 36
McDonald's gives me the *****. Does that count?
DeadxManxWalking 27
How much we talking? $2 or $100?
jerryj 27
Probably less than $1. Considering the sister's reaction, it would make the most cents.
T_Seg_101 18
Well, I guess you never getting that money back!! Siblings are the worst that way...
UserError94 18
**** yea! I'm gonna go by Uncle Sam a mcdouble. Screw you taxes!
kttnfsh 11
She'll learn her lesson when you stop lending her money.
abbyade 21
I cannot stand greedy siblings. So not a good trait to have. I hope you get your money back. Buy her something worth a dollar. Now she will have no excuse not to pay you back!
Mama4ddk 15
Right! Every birthday every Christmas every holiday that involves exchanging gifts, give her exactly one gift certificate to the dollar menu. Eventually she'll get the hint.
CrazyManNo9 29
Give her a dollar and tell her to pay you back.
citrusglass 22
How creative.
ulissey_fml 22
I see why you have a chip on your shoulder.
meatmaeta 21
Never mix business with personal...