Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML
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_Ducks_ 7
Hey, OP here. I can clear a few things up. She was nearly arrested for breaking and entering and saw a 'cute' boy at the jail. Every day since (without my knowledge) she went to the jail and talked to him. I found out last week.
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duuuh1 11
Who is she to stop her? HER MOTHER. She's underage, barely knows the boy, it isn't "love" and it's definitely her mother's business who she takes up with.
R3TROxLOV3 32
#47, please tell me you're being sarcastic.
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_Heisenberg__ 15
Sounds like something Hailey from modern family would do...
Blastoid 13
or something like what Meg did from "Family Guy"..
incoherentrmblr 22
POD - Youth of the Nation...
TheTacoMan 24
At least it's a Maximum Security Prison OP!
JMichael 26
Tell her if she don't change her choices she'll land herself a permanent spot.
chickenfeet223 11
And she won't find the love she is looking for in a female jail
Demig0d6 14
Guess she's gonna learn it the hard way
EdenCrystal 21
53, she could be bi or lesbian. And county jails hold both sexes, it is generally prisons that are separated.
TheTacoMan 24
Or she'll land herself in a cemetery #2
curlytop101 23
I guess that's the real definition of "tough love"
gjikvtj 18
Hey dad, I picked up this pretty cool guy. A question about him, though, what's child pornography?
Kenna515 13
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lol sounds like my step sister
Cortezthe1st 23
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At least the guy will probably be able to protect her.
cakefete2 31
From behind bars? How would that work? Imagine that conversation. "He did what?! Ok baby, just wait 'til I get paroled. I'll fix him good."
fsomelife 26
That way she should grab two - so they make sure to protect her from each other in the first place.
Enslaved 38
No parole would be needed. It's county jail not prison we're talking about. I'd be worried if I were the OP!
EdenCrystal 21
So many flaws in that logic
Harpy20 24
Teen angst leads down some of the weirdest paths.
saucyrossi 18
Her heart's been imprisoned by love, what can you do about it?
PenguinBitch 44
You can't cage her true love.
Ihavegas 22
she is already in a cage, mental one.
cakefete2 31
Well... according to OP, the county already did.
Sandsh8rk 36
What a blockhead
cakefete2 31
Ok, Charlie Brown, no need for strong language now.
sweetest_jenn 18
18, ain't nothing wrong with being a goober!
Miss_Whipped 43
Did he steal her heart?