Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
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Top comments
ojosRojos 28
Wow, your brother really goes the extra mile when helping people, huh?
Jonkbaby 23
guess he needed help with that package
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Comments (8)
mfranks19891989 10
Did your brother wear his thong, bra and high heels
Paul Rushing 21
Wrong fml...
ojosRojos 28
Wow, your brother really goes the extra mile when helping people, huh?
RichardPencil 32
Your brother really knows how to move in!
Chad Fehn 3
He didn’t move in. He was helping with the move.
RichardPencil 32
I'd say he moved in on the friend, if you know what I mean ;)
Jonkbaby 23
guess he needed help with that package
BurnInDemonFire 39
That was fast.
jessi 4
You were the one who brought your brother over to your new place
xxWTFxx1981 23
Your brother was just accepting payment for moving you in to the apartment. I am sure you didn't compensate him for his efforts.