Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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B1ackthesun 31
Grasshopper has much to learn.
Comet_Candy 23
Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.
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Comments (63)
Tessa_11 19
Hahahaha
Axel5238 29
That sucks, some don't like stuff like that during sex doesn't mean OP doesn't have a sense of humor some stuff is just a flat out mood killer. For every person that finds stuff like that funny during there are just as many that it kills the mood. It can't be assumed that because finds stuff like that funny doesn't mean that want to hear it during sex.
EpicVirtruvian 3
you need to marry that guy :)
AlexTay 6
Thats just ******* hilrious
ITxCExLxS 6
I would have laughed so hard! I think that laughing during sex is a good thing; it shows how deep your connection is as a couple
djPanda 8
C'mon that didn't even make u grin?
FrankHotpants 31
That's when you grab his junk and Paint the fence!
wvcheesehead 13
You should have told Daniel-san to focus, musta focus.
lstrawberrycake 12
Finally someone understands what I have to go though.
Bcfrmkc816 17
I guess they weren't shiny enough for him.