Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
B1ackthesun 31
Grasshopper has much to learn.
Comet_Candy 23
Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.
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Comments (63)
604 11
Epic.
Dark_Stream 29
You need to pick them a little older, or at least, more mature.
Ambient25 25
Speaking of mature, I noticed the comments go "15, 19, 20, 32"...wow
archertheo 15
He deserves a medal
hays_xo 15
Finally! Someone who gets what I'm saying! My boyfriend has done this to me before, you just laugh it off and from there you get back into the groove. Just don't let it get to you!
carelessxdanger 9
let him tune your radio however he likes. just sit back and enjoy the massage ;)
bananashaker 14
Don't forget to breathe, very important.
Thunderstruck14 30
That sucks. I'm sure getting your climax ruined was no fun. Sounds funny, what he did. The timing was just pretty unfortunate for you.
laamarissa 1
Your bf is hilarious, seriously.
johnpaisley 6
Your boyfriend is a ninja
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Perfect opportunity for you to tell him: "Yeah, go wax off."
langoustine_fml 10
Hilarious. And suck it up he's being fun. Just get back to it.