KittyKat168
Germany
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Xia
United States
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
footstuck
Winterville, United States
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Slasher
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
post-loss
Sticking with you
Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Pissed
Asheville, United States
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
depthy 3
Is that place... the living room?
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depthy 3
Is that place... the living room?
hellobobismyname 24
The lovin' room
_Adog2645 24
The basement.
ThrottleJockey 36
The rec room.
manofmerr 27
The bathroom. Op has been stuck there ever since.
ohSNAPyall 27
The place was the back of a Volkswagen. Fairly uncomfortable.
TheSecretShadow 13
Do I wanna know where that is?
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
The answer of course, is yes.
TheSecretShadow 13
Haha well that is true. why was I disliked so much, though?
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
vikky538 29
Chasity forever
worldclassrager 41
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As OP being a girl I can't see this as bad as it should be...if we are all thinking of the same arena...they have an antidote which can be made at home...so look that up...
worldclassrager 41
Area*
SSJ4Asterisk 5
It's probably just me, but I find arena to be hilarious
mfmylifesrsly 30
It's bad regardless of both genders.
helican 1
Let's just think about gluing a ****** shut and gluing a penis shut. They both suck
platypus546 24
The antidote being soaking in acetone. How about you soak your junk in that and let us know how it goes?
agirlhasnoname_fml 6
your right! acetone or 97% isopropyl alchohol.
DToast 19
Call a doctor
PurplePanhead 9
My boyfriend once superglued his hand to his pubes -_-
nonsensical 26
At least he could cut his pubes and set his hand free! He'd need to find a valid excuse as to why he suddenly has hairy fingertips though...
pjsr 33
They used to say it causes hairy palms - I guess it was true in this case
PurplePanhead 9
He didn't think of that, he decided to rip his hand off
xxUnknown 19
Ouch wth. Homemade pube wax!
quazimozart 19
How does one manage to do that.
RememberSchlitz 9
Wait, naked supergluing is something you figured would be low-risk? Or were you perhaps repairing an article of clothing without removing it? We'll need further information, I think.
cocacola999 27
I was thinking kinky sex gone horribly wrong.
cacheson 42
I didn't realize there was only one of those...
beachtrash 7
Typing this with the use of only one eye now? I can't think of a worse likely outcome than the permanent blindness it would cause. Any other sensitive place would heal eventually.
MandieL 27
That's what I was thinking. I'd much rather superglue my box shut than my eye, or even in my ear. That could do major damage to your ear drum too.