Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...
caancoha 0
At least you calmed down, right?
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DameGreyWulf 1
Nothing like induced scatter-brainism. The best possible outcome was that you were suddenly struck with plenty of new ideas to put into your presentation! ...but that didn't obviously happen. Kinda jerk thing he did, though, just feeding it to you without telling you what was in it.
Nate5911 0
Wow, that really sucks. Hopefully there wasn't a lot in the brownie, eating weed can hit you A LOT more than smoking it.
xhalighx 0
Um...yeah, I'm totally going to call bullshit on this one. When you eat a pot brownie that's actually made well enough to make you high, you know that you're eating at least SOMETHING not kosher.
mysteryman98 6
#39- that's not necessarily true lots of people make concentrates and then just put a small layer of wax on top of the brownie and you can't taste any bud at all just a normal brownie.
mdoglover 0
Good friend. He's a keeper. I know this sounds weird in this day and age, but consider telling him to try to quit weed?
kpaq 0
@40 Wrong. I've had brownies that had a LOT of herb in them and some of them you couldn't taste it at all. It just depends how it's made, if there's still chunks of bud then you'll taste it, but some people strain that stuff out. The ones I had were made by a friend who's a cook, and they just tasted like really good brownies with a tiny hint of weed. I would have been happy if someone gave me one for free though, English presentation or not.
Burney13 0
i wish my friends were that nice, whos just gives away good pot? This totally isn't a fml more like a my life rocks
moonlight_daze 8
Yeah, I saw that commercial put out by the U.S government too..
treesaroundme 0
how is that a bad thing i would have thanked my friend for that if he hit me up with a brownie he just gave u 10 dollars for free
jonny2x4 0
Always remember, the first one is free.
hazelwolfeyes 0
awesome friend.. :D
treesaroundme 0
true that well the drug war on marijuana is for that matter
jessxoxo28 5
lol! i always wanted to try one of those