Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...
caancoha 0
At least you calmed down, right?
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Nate_d099 0
Aaaahahaha, u gotts a good class o friends
woahitsashlynn 0
Hahahahahahah! That ***** funny!
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
i wish my friends were like this dammit! Just not when i have important things to do
ananamoose 0
Weed is cool when used right, for me it's super hard to smoke socially because I just get so high, and I can't eat after I smoke because my stomach goes all crazy on me. So I don't say I smoke for the normal reasons, but when I sit back and think about life and what I did during the day and how to bring up self esteem and how to be a better person I like it a lot I just don't like it the next day when my brain feels all fuzzy...
hiddaway25 0
Ahh! thats happened to me before. but it wasnt during a presentation. it was during a school lockdown while the police were searching lockers for drugs. :-/ lol
LordKoin772 0
A friend with weed is a friend indeed =D
curleymeeehh 0
a friend without weed is a friend in need
HorsingAround 0
"when I sit back and think about life and what I did during the day and how to bring up self esteem and how to be a better person I like it a lot" sometimes i just wish people like you wouldn't speak.
alex_vik 1
YDI for having stoners as friends.
CallTheAngels 0
"A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better" -Placebo Your friend was just trying to help dude. It could have been worse. At least you probably seemed really enthusiastic during your presentation...
xOblivion 0
HAHAHAHAHA I wish I could see that presentation
bizprobeottch 0
**** yes so glad someone quoted this song