Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I saw a photo of my wife's ex sucking her boobs in her old phone. I'd told her about em, but she appears to have still kept them because it's a year later, and they haven't been deleted. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML
Today, I created a shared album with over a 1000 pictures and videos from a romantic vacation with my girlfriend of 3 months. Later, I got an angry text from my ex. It seems I accidentally added everything to a shared work-related album with my ex, which I didn't realise I had. My ex thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Tell her to delete it immediately or you'll get the cops involved. Pretty sure that shit's illegal.
individual00 14
Don't know about the US, but in the UK that's called revenge **** and is illegal.
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AyeJay101 25
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Well... It's just a part? Could be anyone's? ? As for your office... Hope there's nothing confidential showing
saba_ajira 29
"I wouldn't be bothered if someone posted my junk online" -#2
townailz 16
You're more worried about his office? Not his moms place?
AyeJay101 25
Logic is... A job is your livelihood, and some jobs don't like their stuff being posted online so if it's his office then he may be fired for it. Screwing you over more than some picture of your junk online that 99.9% if not greater can even tell that's your junk.
askullnamedbilly 33
Tell her to delete it immediately or you'll get the cops involved. Pretty sure that shit's illegal.
Jowisee 29
Revenge **** recently became illegal. Get some legal advice OP.
fakedsincerity 32
Illegal, petty and creepy as hell. :/
white16sox 19
Revenge **** is illegal depending on the state. If what OP's location says is accurate, then it is illegal in his state, and it's a felony.
enginsteve 17
Awww sheet! FML to the rescue!
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
That's definitely a privacy violation of some kind, as long as you didn't post it publicly they have no right to. Get a lawyer OP
a3gab 17
You should talk to your ex op and tell her this is not okay
xx000o 27
Or you could do the same with pictures she sent you.
epicx22 22
Or OP can just get the police involved, since the ex girlfriend violated his privacy. She wants to be spiteful and post his penis pictures online? Then he should be spiteful and get her arrested. Hopefully he has enough proof to show that the page belongs to her.
individual00 14
Don't know about the US, but in the UK that's called revenge **** and is illegal.
ThatHorse 15
It's still called revenge **** in the US but it's technically legal here. By that I mean it's illegal but the vast majority of people who enforce those laws don't understand how the internet works and thus just assume it's nothing to get worked up about and tell you to just forget about it and move on with your life.
GeorgiaBea 28
It is illegal in the US, and to say that the legal system ignores it is patently false. It is a federal crime to post photos, or videos of someone else's private parts or engaging in sex acts without there consent. It has taken a while for our laws to catch up to technology but they are their and they are enforced.
Zarcissa 34
Is there an option to report the tumblr account to the site's management and have them remove it & ban her?
koolkool994 28
There is, but its shit
AgentSkyeBarnes 16
Tumblr staff is notoriously shitty about handling harassment reports. This is probably a case where they'd metaphorically shrug and make some vague comment about "freedom of speech"
militarybrat 21
I think he would prefer to have her arrested vs just a tumblr account ban.
itssnotfunny 24
Pretty sure as long as it's woman against man on tumblr, the woman is gonna win.
swanheart 35
She sounds like a bit of a bunny boiler. Does anything that she posts specifically identify you? I mean - does it have your name or address or photo on, or is it just photos of places (and body parts) that you recognise but that a stranger wouldn't? Either way that's really messed up. Sorry op
cheeeksss 29
Shows what a shit human being she was and is. Can't stand those with no sense of privacy.
koganti 18
she is mad at you like : "If she had a gun with two bullets and she was in a room with hitler, bin laden and you, she would shoot you twice".
ConstantlyAnna 8
Why do people have text nude pics?! You've seen them naked in person. What more could there possibly be via a text message??
catherinecas 30
If they were in a long distance relationship or they just felt particularly good looking that day. I think the real question is why do people consider posting pictures of others a normal thing to do?
Dr_Lily_fml 17
He just felt that his penis was particularly good looking that day? :D
Razell 13
OP's experience is why you never send intimate pics. To anyone. For any reason. Ever.
drivingmoleman 3
YES! Preach.
Demon_Adrian 1
Go to a lawyer. He will write an chease-and-desist letter immediately to stop that. Also save as a pdf file what she had posted and sue her in a civil court. A friend of mine had similar trouble with an ex and got about 2000 Euro compensation.
DarkLink9001 15
I can't tell whether you meant cease and desist or cheese and desist, and honestly, I don't know which is better. I certainly wouldn't want a cheese and desist, so I doubt OP's crazy ex would either.
mesh_mello 4
I'm voting for cheese
swanheart 35
Send her a really smelly Stilton - that'll show her. The note should read "your actions stink as badly as this cheese".
xx000o 27
Don't send it to her, hide it in her car. By the time summer gets here nobody will want to be within 200 meters of her or her car.
ekalfhsa 2
Order to desist, with cheese as incentive?