Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...
caancoha 0
At least you calmed down, right?
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Comments (214)
DameGreyWulf 1
Exactly. Thank god I'm going to college now. They actually have soda machines! So beautiful :')
StudBoiAyeEm 0
im missin the fml here lol wish my friend would give me a brownie... last night i had hash that shit fuhked me up so back on top of 5 smirnoffs...damn... but anyways u were probably calm as hell and thought more clearly cuz thats what i smoke for and i make good music, and write better high like lil wayne
speedracer1191 0
how didnt you smell the weed before you ate it? ive never had "those" brownies and not been able to smell it
StudBoiAyeEm 0
weed aint a drug, its a plant=herb kinda llike a spice.. .. herbs n spices are used in cooking yes or no? ok right so when u eat are u using drugs technically yes, food is a drug in a way because it sends signals making u happy n shit... nut meg/sage known shit to fuhk u up but also mainly known for cookin
jane99 0
this sounds kind of fake.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Oh man I think your writing skills just gave me a headache.
boypdp 0
Agreed
Noodlez_fml 0
YDI for doing your english presentation
jack9ooo 0
fake for sure, weed wouldnt take that long to kick in.... and the way u said it, it sounds like it took at least 20min, if ur goinga make one bout weed, do it first..
brand125 17
he in no way implied it took around 20 mins, it could have been anytime within the next few hours...
dfcmrf 0
i've had a similar story - it was my first serious job after university and I had to give a presentation. I was so anxious and on lunch break my friend my ex-friend give me a capsule he told me it was one of those prescribed drugs that have quite mellow, but relaxing, effect. It was ecstasy. Great feeling, but I've got fired afterwards.
crazyguy24 0
You're stupid. It was in a brownie, it can take a while to kick it depending on how much is in your stomach. You don't get high right away.
jack9ooo 0
everyone who said, YIPPE, free weed! :D.................. is a fiend