Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...
caancoha 0
At least you calmed down, right?
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sodahhhr 0
8st!!
Vitamin_C 0
You fail on so many levels
AngelRaven89 0
omg i lol'd really hard... thanks both of you =')
xx_cole 0
Oh, wow.
bobby222 0
My penis is 9 inches.
GracefulDemoniac 0
Never take brownies from strangers...err...or friends for that matter.
lesbee 0
Drugs... When are these kids going to learn.
chazzywazzy654 22
Your picture fits well with that comment XD
OcBeachBabe 0
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst. what does OP mean?
lenasaur 0
when are we going to learn what? that drugs are ******* awesome and the drug war is one epic fail?
skylinediver 0
also, bring on the cool kids
AngelRaven89 0
win
sjks 0
"George Bush says "We are losing the War on Drugs", do you know what that implies?There's a War being fought and the people on drugs are winning it! What does that tell you about drugs? Some smart,creative people on that side. They're winning a war and they're ****** up!" --Bill Hicks
Chowi_fml 0
Gosh... lighten up.
Moronic_fml 0
So, how'd the presentation go?
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
OP = Original Poster (the person who posted the FML).
Escapist28 0
If the eighteenth person to post is obnoxiously saying "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst," they've probably been on FML long enough to know what "OP" means.
MBTnauset 0
opening post, according to the section of the Internet I come from, but it doesn't matter.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Haha! (: Oh, and what's "OP?"
Carlie_McCartney 1
Original poster (:
MexicanTexasQtt 9
Ordinary Potato
mathsponge 0
Wow that loser... Druggy
voveraite 7
because of course, aspirin is a drug with obvious effects, such as? o_O Oh, I see, if the said friend has a cold or a headache they;ll feel better!
Tubasaurus 0
Hurray stomach ulcers!
iShine 0
Ha wow great "friend".