Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
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joeyl2008 29
Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.
quicksuper 14
Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!
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Comments (82)
Posthuman 26
To make money, I'm guessing.
Posthuman 26
Start a business! Your fiancé is simply being smart in this time is possible economic crisis! Think about it: it's a win win situation. You both get money, and all you have to do is put clothes on.
mistress_paz 30
Sounds like he owes you money. And I'd think hard about the prospect of marrying someone who steals your stuff.
salamancer 11
If I was a girl, I would just buy some panties to actually wear, and then buy some that I could claim I wore and sell them for money. Who needs a job?
ekim300 26
I said it on one of the FMLs from yesterday and I'll say it again. Why has selling other peoples property without their permission become so popular?! On a side note, that is creepy as hell.
uselogicplease 3
that's pretty gross
JKPwnage 27
I moderated this :D
rainbowdonnareed 18
how is he still alive? if he congress to this I would start looking for hidden web cams! I say above the shower, in the toilet who knows what else the dream has done
Plastic_Stitchez 25
That's disgusting! Lock the drawer
jbombdighetty 11
were they used?