Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
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joeyl2008 29
Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.
quicksuper 14
Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!
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awkotaco333 15
I guess he doesn't know boundaries
MitunaCaptor 17
People really buy the strangest things on Craigslist. I remember I was looking to buy a used bike and found an ad of a guy looking for a "sock buddy". The only thing he posted was a picture of him in his briefs covered in dirty socks and butter.
Exodiafinder687 58
Oh! So you'll look at my ad, but you won't answer it? >:(
FlinkeMeisje 5
#17 Butter? o.o What?
TomeDr 25
You might want to rethink this engagement. This guy is strange.
vikky538 29
what was is he trying to do... spread the love by selling panties...
Ihavegas 22
i'd watch out for any hoodoo, voodoo or any kind of hocus pocus goings from now on!!
Unrecognisable 12
Save yourself a divorce and get out while you can. :S
ally_sanderson 15
First things first- dump him!!!! Then go far far away from him. He sounds creepy and WHO BUYS USED UNDERWEAR OFF CRAIGS LIST?!?!
Polynomial 28
Hi.
Posthuman 26
Strange perverts. At least is was somewhat discreet: in Japan, they vend them from machines.
Exodiafinder687 58
People buy such disgusting stuff on Craigslist. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to buy some of Jim Carrey's used q-tips.
captainsmegma 12
Sounds like a great way to make extra cash. Go to goodwill and buy all you can. Season well and sell. Buy low sell high and you save on laundry. Your fiance is a genius!
lina21 12
That's really creepy. Did he buy you something nice with that money? If not....is this really who you want to spend the rest of your life with?